In fact, I like it so much that I'll take up an entire screen with my thoughts about my lovers and the resultant trainwrecks therein.

( Clicky on teh LJ-cut for the original text, saved for all posterity... )

First real life snark, this one is priceless.

I am on a threeway call between Steph, Griff, and myself. Steph has an identical twin named Nick, and Nick is aware of the poly situation. This is the convo that ensued. The girls' names have been changed:

Me: Is that Nick I hear?
Steph: Yeah, Mom is telling him to get off the phone. See, unlike me, he's ( Read more... )

Everything I do is part of a desperate bid for love and acceptance. That is why I am blathering on about my insecurities and my intense disappointment that sex parties don't always happen exactly as fantasized in an unrelated community.

Everyone will love me now! I've totally earned it!

...and then my dog stole my truck and ran over my cat, which happened to have eaten my paycheck.

Okay, who, or what, is neuro_cancer? What'd I miss?

ETA: Whoops, nevermind, I think I've found a winner.

Oh you crazy trainwreck you!

And your hot mess of a triad!

And your neglecting to work on your communication skills despite repeated suggestion!

Again.

ALSO: I can't believe that this didn't already get posted because it is making me want to call troll with some of the responses or spam it with Fail and Ur Doin It Wrong macros.

We have some delicious ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that transitioning to monogamy involved keeping an open, frequently checked OkCupid profile listing yourself as Available and looking for long term and short term dating partners. And talking in your profile how much you love flirting and sex. My bad.

Why won't my 'cuddle whore' girlfriend call me back? I know she's slept with nearly everyone, including married guys and old guys and leather families, but she won't reply to my MSN messages... is this a poly thing?

Repeat after me. polyamory is not my personal journal.

You're so right, honey. I didn't mean to make you sound like you were in the wrong. But you were!

Because obviously, the correct response to not feeling wanted is to tell the person that... in a public community... after you've avoided telling them that face-to-face. *headdesk*